vegan poetry – A Vegan Adventurer

Me, and my aggressive septum piercing

extreme almond milk

and radical mascara

(that didn’t blind any Beagles?!)

gently, oh so carefully

ask you,

Leah Mallet, 18 year old beauty therapist from Leeds,

Why did a sticker

horrify you so much?

And actual slaughter

not bother you at all?

A movement that’s laughed at,

All while we like act that

Throats aren’t slit.

You are unfit

To call yourself an environmentalist,

When really, you’re fundamentalists

In this cult that calls murder

‘lunch’.