“What if…”

Let’s just

let the hounds loose

’round Westminster’s corridors

So they can feel the horror, sure

they’d change their minds quick,

Once they realised how sick

It truly is.


What is more extreme?

Me, and my aggressive septum piercing

extreme almond milk

and radical mascara

(that didn’t blind any Beagles?!)

gently, oh so carefully

ask you,

Leah Mallet, 18 year old beauty therapist from Leeds,

Why did a sticker

horrify you so much?

And actual slaughter

not bother you at all?